Hiring a Nude Maid Service
If you need a little help in keeping your home clean, you’re not alone. These days, it’s not difficult to find professional home cleaning services no matter where you live. However, one unique and relatively new business model that is beginning to emerge in the home cleaning industry is that of nude maid services.
While it may sound silly at first, nude maid services have really picked up in popularity across the country. Whether this is something you’re interested in yourself or you’re thinking about booking a nude cleaning service for a partner/spouse, there are some things you should know before moving forward.
What is a Nude Maid Service?
A nude maid service is more-or-less what the term implies! Rather than having a fully dressed maid come to your home and handle your cleaning tasks, a nude maid service offers topless and even fully nude cleaners for your viewing pleasure. Often times, these maids can handle all your “routine” cleaning services (such as sweeping, dusting, and vacuuming) in addition to other light household tasks, such as preparing meals or even bringing you a beverage.
It’s important to understand what a nude maid service is not, however. These are not escort services, and any reputable nude maid business will have a strict terms of service agreement that you will be required to sign before your appointment. This agreement will outline the terms of the work to be completed and may explicitly prohibit any lewd acts, propositions, or even picture-taking of your maid during the appointment.
Ultimately, a nude maid service is designed to serve two purposes. One is to take care of your basic house cleaning tasks so you don’t have to handle them yourself. The other is to provide you with an enjoyable view while these cleaning tasks are tended to. Nothing more, nothing less!
Why Hire a Nude Maid Service?
There are a few reasons some people choose to hire a nude maid service over a traditional house cleaning service.
Enjoy a Clean House…With a View
Having somebody else come in and clean your home for you is nice, but what if you could enjoy the added benefit of watching an attractive maid your home as well? A nude maid service provides you the opportunity to sit back, relax, and take in the view all while your home is cleaned thoroughly.
Be the Envy of Your Friends
Whether you end up purchasing a nude maid service as a one-time treat for yourself or on a recurring basis, having a nude maid come in and clean your home will make you the envy of all your friends. Who wouldn’t be jealous of a person who not only hires someone else to clean their house, but to do so in the nude?
Treat Your Partner or Spouse
Many nude house cleaning services offer special promotions around Valentine’s Day and other holidays, which can provide a fun opportunity for you to treat your partner or spouse to a nude cleaning service for the first time. Many couples have found that these services can help renew the “spark” in their relationship. Of course, this is something you’ll want to talk over with your partner (it’s not something you should surprise him or her with!)—but many partners and spouses are appreciative of such a fun and unique gift idea.
Potential Drawbacks to Hiring a Nude Maid Service
As you can probably imagine, there are some inherent drawbacks to hiring a nude maid service as well.
May Not Be Spouse-Approved
If you have a partner or spouse, you’ll need to run the idea of hiring a nude maid service past him or her before booking your appointment. While some partners are supportive of bringing in a nude maid service (and may even enjoy the view themselves!), others may not be as open to the idea. You don’t want to create any permanent rifts in your relationship by hiring a nude cleaning service without your partner’s approval—so be sure to keep this in mind and find a way to approach the subject tactfully, keeping in mind that not all partners may be thrilled with the idea of bringing a nude worker into your shared home.
Not Appropriate for Households With Kids
If you have children, you’ll also need to make sure they’re removed from the home during your nude maid appointment. This can create scheduling conflicts with those who already lead busy lives, which could negate part of the convenience of hiring a house cleaning service in the first place.
Might Get the Neighbors Talking
Not all nude cleaning companies are discrete with their services. If your maid shows up in a vehicle that clearly advertises nude cleaning services, you can pretty much guarantee that your neighbors will notice—and they will start gossiping. People will make a lot of unfair assumptions about people who hire nude cleaning services, so be sure to consider how your reputation may be affected by something like this.
If gossiping neighbors are something you’re worried about, consider looking for a nude maid service that will show up in an unmarked or otherwise discrete vehicle. This could give you some added peace of mind and help you avoid the judgment of your neighborhood.
May Be Seen as Objectifying
When you’re paying somebody to perform a service nude in your home, it’s easy to see how this can be viewed as objectifying to the worker. Consider whether this is something you’ll be able to live with, or if your conscience will make you feel guilty about it.
More Costly Than Traditional Maid Services
Not surprisingly, nude maid services often cost significantly more than traditional house cleaning services or office cleaning services. Most companies charge by the hour for nude cleaning, and many companies also have a minimum number of hours that you need to book as well. If you’re on a tight budget for house cleaning, this may not be a practical option for you unless you can find a discount or other special promotion.
Keep in mind that some nude cleaning businesses do offer discounts for first-time customers, so this could help you get a better idea of whether the extra cost would be worth it down the road.
Things to Consider When Hiring a Nude Maid Service
If you’re leaning towards trying out a nude maid service for yourself, there are some things you’ll want to consider before you book.
Level of Nudity
First of all, find out what level of nudity is offered by the company if this is important to you. Some companies advertise themselves as offering “nude” maids, but what they actually offer are maids dressed in lingerie. If actual nudity is what you’re looking for, take time to find a fully nude maid or topless maid service in your area.
Pricing and Services Offered
Cost is another important factor for most people booking a nude house cleaning service. Find out what kind of pricing is available; most companies charge per-hour and may require a two-hour (or more) minimum for your appointment. Others may have package options available for a flat fee. Either way, be sure to find out what you’ll be paying (don’t forget to add a tip!) and what type of deposit is required, if any.
And of course, know what you’re paying for. While part of the cost of a nude cleaning service is the view, you’re still paying for your house to be cleaned. Find out exactly what cleaning services will be included with your fee. Some companies only offer light cleaning and dusting, whereas others may include deep cleaning and even cooking services.
Terms of Service and Policies
Nude cleaning businesses tend to have strict policies and terms of service to protect their employees. Be sure to read through the terms of service before booking your appointment so you understand what’s allowed versus what’s not allowed during your service. For example, many companies have very strict terms against physical contact with maids at any time. Most companies prohibit you from taking photos or videos of your maid as well.
When providing your contact information to any new company, there’s always a concern about privacy and how your information will be used. Find out whether your nude cleaning company offers any type of confidentiality agreement. This will give you added peace of mind in knowing that your information won’t be shared with any third parties. Some companies will even have a generic company name appear on your credit card statement for added privacy.
Are Photos Available?
Many nude cleaning companies have a handful of maids from which to choose. Check the company’s website to see if they have photos available of their individual maids, and if you can request a specific maid for your appointment. Otherwise, you’ll likely be assigned the first available maid who is free during your requested appointment time.
Keep in mind that even if you are able to request a specific maid based on photos, there is no guarantee that the maid will be available during your appointment slot. If this is the case, the company may contact you to provide you with the maid’s schedule so you can change your appointment time as desired. Otherwise, you will be offered the opportunity to choose a different maid.
Cancelation and Rescheduling Policies
If you need to cancel or reschedule your appointment for any reason, make sure you’re aware of the company’s policies for this. Many nude cleaning businesses understand that schedules can change and things can come up at the last minute. In most cases, you should be able to receive your deposit back or avoid further cancellation fees as long as you cancel within 24 hours of your scheduled appointment.
All companies can vary in this regard, however, so it’s best to read the terms of service carefully so you’ll know what to expect if you need to cancel or schedule for any reason.
The Bottom Line on Nude Maid Services
With plenty of pros, cons, and things to consider when it comes to nude maid services, you may still be wondering whether this is truly right for you. Ultimately, only you (and perhaps your spouse) can reach that decision. Should you decide to move forward with hiring a nude cleaning service, be sure to keep these key considerations in mind to find the service that’s right for your needs.
And of course, if you decide to stick with a traditional cleaning service, our professional team at Maid Sailors is always here for you.